You want to put that thing where? I don’t think so!
How many times LADIES have you said HELL NO to ass sex?
Uh HELL NO!!
Have you tried it? If so did you like it?
If not, why haven’t you?
Did you know that according to The Journal of Sex Research ANAL activities in heterosexual monogamous relationships were up to 78%? That’s a whole lotta ASS POUNDING!
Let’s dive a little deeper into the hole of ass fucking shall we?
I will state the basic facts first!
Women have a bunch of nerves in their anus.
Ass sex is and can be a full on ORGASMIC out of body experience, if done right.
Tearing can happen if proper care is not taken.
Hemorrhoids are possible, but not likely.
I know I said that “No Lube=BAD!” A lot but I can not emphasize this enough. Lubricant is the most important factor in ASS POUNDING!!! Did you read that? Let me say it again.
LUBE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN ANAL SEX!!!!
So now that we have that in our heads let’s discuss how to actually apply lube properly and accurately.
***(Find a water soluble lubricant, do not, I repeat do not use anything but water soluble lube.)
Put a large dollop of lubricant (the size of a half dollar) into the palm of your hand. Take your finger and swab the lubricant onto the finger and insert your lubed finger into the anus. Make sure that you have your finger inserted as far as you can and cover every inch inside. This is an important step.
Secondly take enough lube now to fully cover your dick. Do not leave any spot on your penis dry. A dry penis is equal to sandpaper to an anus. The WETTER, the BETTER!
**Keep in mind that a woman’s asshole does not secrete any fluids of any type so you need to make it wet artificially with lubricant.
Are we clear on LUBE now?
Say this with me- “If it ain’t dripping you ain’t sticking” (yes I know ain’t is not a proper word so please don’t comment on this as I was just trying to give you something to tell yourself before putting it in the ass.)
Okay well now that we have covered the most important factor in banging that ass let’s move on to the NAUGHTY bits.
I had to of course do research on this topic and what I found will definitely make you giggle as I know it did me. The slang terms that I found for anal sex, which there were many I had to list just for entertainment purposes.
“Barebacking”-Unprotected anal sex.
“Driving the Hershey highway.”
Like the view?Try ANAL!
“Plowing the backfield”
“Through the backdoor”
Did I get a bit of a giggle? I know I thought they were funny too!
Okay well now that you know the slang terms and I have educated you on how important lube is for “Driving the Hershey highway” lets’ get busy.
Here are some tips for “Bone Smuggling”
A woman needs more than just your big meat stick up her ass, try stimulating her with your mouth. Kiss her, suck on her tits.
Try sticking a finger or two inside her tight little box. Not only will she enjoy being filled up but you will enjoy the feeling it gives against you with your fingers against her wall.
LADIES, if your man is taller than you put on some sexy high heels and lean over the bed and bend over that ass. It puts you at the perfect height.
Men-spank her ass, but I am warning you to tap it lightly. Spread her butt cheeks to see her puckered hole take you in. Watch yourself go in and out. She will enjoy the sensation as well.
Last but not least. Rub her button (clit if you don’t know what the button is.) while giving it to her hard. She will tighten up on your bat so hard that you will be ready to cum so quick and she will crown you a SEX GOD. Make her cum and she will experience the best sex of her life. Give her the chills, make her body shake, and fill her ass full of you she will never forget it!
Talk to your partner about anal sex
Try anal sex, but do not forget the LUBE!
Get a butt plug and try it out.
Did I mention LUBE?
Be the sex god or goddess this week!
Gabriella Deveraux-Author of Erotic Hotel Series and Owner of Hotlit Books.
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